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November 06, 2007
Secret transcript of Boom meeting leaked to media!
André: Gents, this rain thing is a problem. Rain is wet, and people don't like getting wet. I know we had one wicked party in the rain a couple years ago, but you think we can pull that off again?
Frano: Eh, eh! Not when I in meh pretty shirt!
André: Right, right. So, marketing geniuses, what do you recommend?
Michael: I know! We can re-brand "wet." Let's make "wet" the new "dry." We'll create a brand new trend in Jamaica . . . "the wet look." It will be like bringing Jheri curls back in style!
André: Frano, did you ever have Jheri curls?
Frano: No sah!
André: OK then. Scrap that!
Frances: I have it!!! Let's give everybody umbrellas and have Rhianna come down and perform that annoying song! Boom! Problem fixed. Now what's for lunch?
Simon: I'm not seeing that in the budget.
André: We have a budget? Ok. We cyah dress somebody up like Rhianna?
Frano: No sah!
Four year old boy: I have to pee-pee!
André: Wait, who chile is dat?
Simon, Frano, Ben & Michael: Not me! Me neither! He ain’t mine! He doh even look like me!
Frances: Why you all looking at me? I don’t know either.
Four year old boy: I like the circus.
André: Yes, son. We all like the circus. Your point is?
Four year old boy: I like the clowns!
André: Clowns. Yes. Funny. What's your point?
Four year old boy: I like the big tent.
André: Yes, yes. Big tents are cool . . . wait!!! Big tent!
Ben: Hey, this idea just popped into my head out of nowhere. Let's have our party with a circus theme, under a big tent!
André: Brilliant! How did we get so smart! Let's call it CIRCUS MAXIMUS!
Frano: Yes sah!
Simon: (Cough, cough) Uh, Dre. I should probably point out that CIRCUS MAXIMUS is Roman and has nothing to do with the kinda circus we're thinking about.
André: Good point. But aren't those Romans all dead now? I'm sure they won't mind. CIRCUS MAXIMUS it is . . . on December 1st. And you, young fella, do you still have to pee-pee?
Four year old boy: Ooops!
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